The scene:
Before - turning horses out, very muddy underfoot but manageable, just
During - accidentally tied to horse with electric fence rope whilst she panics
After - Sat in mud blubbering
The horse I was leading slipped in the mud going through the gate, panicked and got her foot caught in the electric fencing (no idea how she did it), panicked again pulling fencing posts with her, fencing twanged and handle flew up with hook attaching itself to her tail. She was a good girl and stood whilst I tried to detach it but meanwhile other horse got through the open gateway so horse I was untangling swung around me wanting to go too only to tie me to her side with the fencing rope. Still tied to her she then knocked me off my feet (soft landing as deep mud
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) so I was practically under her. Thought I was a gonna as this horse is a true tank though it turns out as nimble as a ballerina. Not one hoof in my direction and the handle detached itself, thankfully not with the aid of any part of my anatomy. All happened in a flash and I sat there for a few seconds blubbering I think, in shock of how wrong it could have gone. Anyway, picked myself up, sorted out the fencing and led the horses back in. Job done despite looking and feeling like a mud monster!
Note to self to prevent recurrence - 1) discover the elixir of youth so I can move faster 2) insist we finish the post and rail fencing and hardcore and mat the gateways (promised for 3 years!) 3) leave it all to agile daughter.
None of the above will happen so 4) accept s**t happens and get on with it.