Sorry a memory triggered by that just had me laughing out loud. I once had a neighbour who shot the crows who were stealing their hen food. Just down the lane another neighbour (Toonsers is what we call them up in Aberdeenshire
) were
feeding the same crow family. Constant glowering at each other was maintained to the day I left. Then when I applied for planning for my remaining piece of land, the Toonsers managed to spot a squirrel in my trees -
only one - ............. and a badger set (it was an old fox hole),
only one ........... and
a few bats (they hadn't realised that they were pipistrelles and living in my loft so we knew about them and they weren't anywhere near the plot, and there were at least 50
) .................. three environmental and one arboreal survey later and £3000 I finally got the PP. They are still feeding the crows, and my friends are still shooting them.